At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
