i just google imaged poop.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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