can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Im part way to drunk.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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