what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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