Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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