Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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