: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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