at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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