who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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