People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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