My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
that is very illegal...i love you.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
