Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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