If that was your dad, he is hot
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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