Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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