Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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