my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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