Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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