Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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