nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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