i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Everyone says I win the strip club
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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