I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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