whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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