Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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