Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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