So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
