Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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