you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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