Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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