Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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