508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
