I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i think i scared a bird with my dick
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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