Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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