did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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