Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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