coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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