thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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