Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
