A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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