it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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