Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
