That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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