I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
they're like a gay fantastic four
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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