I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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