Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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