Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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