I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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