She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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