Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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