I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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