she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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