Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
This baby is an asshole
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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