i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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