The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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