The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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